Randomness in the universe

  • Overheard at the water cooler.

"Ice is like water, only cold"
Really? You don't say! Moving on.

  • Chat with a friend after acquiring the Iphone 3GS

S: hi Ms Iphone :D
:)
me: hullo!
S: how do you like it?
me: i want to make babies with my iphone
S: maast ki
me: i'm so in love with it
S: i am pretty sure they must have app for that too :D

(Furiously checking if that statement is true.)