Said the skunk to the skank...

Said the skunk to the skank..'Trust me' and she did.

'I care about you'...the skunk cooed, 'Meh!' the skank cooed right back.

'Step into my lair' said the skunk,

'Do you have any sugar?' the skank wanted to know.

'Yes, yes, sugar and more! Humongous cubes of sugar, tottering piles of sugar!'

'Alrighty then, lead the way.'..she was a skank, you see.

But salt was all the skunk had, so the skank ate him instead. Wiped her lips and went on her skanky way.

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